Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

LMAO Off Broadway Musical Comedy Show



Are you one who has been working so hard recently and is planning to take a break from the daily stress from your job?? If so you have to go to this funny interactive musical comedy show that performed by LMAO Off Broadway.

It's really interesting spending your leisure time to watch am musical comedy show. do you have an idea where to watch them?? well you can visit LMAO Off-Broadway show where you can find the world best musical comedy show. This LMAO Off broadway will held their interactive musical comedy show on Midtown theatre located in the heart of Broadway's famous theatre district in Times Square. if you live around that place so why don't you get the ticket to watch them??

They perform every week with a fresh comedy that welcome many guest star on their show. The cast of LMAO delivers high energy, non-stop hilarity as it navigates today's hot topics (from slapstick silly to sophisticated wordplay) through original song and sketch comedy. You never know when a celebrity, politician or author will take possession of a performer provoking uproarious laughter from audiences of all ages. With sharp wit and improvisation.

If you love to watch a fresh parody of movies, music or even the fresh situation that happen today so you have to watch this funny groups consist of Walt Frasier, Spero Chumas and Laurice Fattal.

So what are you waiting for?? get their schedule now on their website and get the tickets for their upcoming show.


Joke of Beatles Song | If Beatles was an IT engineer



I'm sure that all of you was familiar with the Beatles. the Beatles was a legendary band in the world, The Beatles was John Lennon, Paul Mcartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr AKA Richard Starjey, there's so many great song from the Beatles. like Let it be, Yesterday and also imagine (this is John Lennon's Song not the Beatles) well how if we change the lyrics of those song into an IT term.

Here's a joke of it. if the beatles was an IT engineer, if they were an IT engineer so this is the way they make the lyric of this song. actually i'm not mentioning the youngest IT engineer from macedonia named marko calasan. this is only a jokes.

Hint : try to sing this song with this lyrics and you will find that all the joke words was perfectly replaced the original one in the song.

Just joking.. well this is the Lyrics.. enjoy

YESTERDAY
By : Beatles

Yesterday,
All those backups seemed a waste of pay
Now my database has gone away
Oh I believe in yesterday.....

Suddenly,
There's not half the files there used to be
And there's a milestone hanging over me
The system crashed so suddenly
I pushed something wrong
What it was I could not say
Now all my data's gone and I long for yesterday-ay-ay-ay

Yesterday,
The need for back-ups seemed so far away
I knew my data was all here to stay
Now I believe in yesterday


IMAGINE
by : John Lennon

Imagine there's no Windows
It's easy if you try
No fatal errors or new bugs
To kill your hard drives

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Leaving us in peace!
Imagine never ending hard disks
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to delor wipe off
And no floppy too

Imagine Mr. Bill Gates
Sharing all his money
You may say I'm a hacker
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And your games will fit in RAM

Imagine 1-Giga RAM
I wonder if you can
No need for left-shifts or setups
And no booting again and again

Imagine all the systems
Working all life-time!
You may say I'm a hacker
But I'm not the only one
Maybe someday I'll be a kracker
And then I'll make Windows run....


LET IT BE
By : Beatles

When I find my code in tons of trouble
Friends and colleagues come to me
Speaking words of wisdom: Write in C
As the deadline fast approaches
And bugs are all that I can see
Somewhere, someone whispers: Write in C

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
LOGO's dead and buried
Write in C

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN
For science it worked flawlessly
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly
Soon you will be glad to Write in C

Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, yeah, Write in C
BASIC's not the answer
Write in C
Write in C, Write in C
Write in C, oh, Write in C
Pascal won't quite cut it
Write in C

Angry Monkey Attack the Owner



Usually a monkey that used in a street monkey show was a tamed monkey, this monkey show was a a common show in Indonesia, china, japan, Vietnam and Thailand. usually they used a long tailed monkey. they use the monkey for the entertainment purpose only. but sometimes people use this monkey to earn some bucks.

Usually on a street performance they told the monkey to walk around, jump over, play a mini game and many more. usually when the monkey do the attraction several people accompanied with a music.

This monkey is tamed but during one of the street performances she got angry against its owner and began to throw at him for real. And the spectators present during the performance thought it was the script and were really amused.

The last photo is the best, it is ‘a mortal blow’




The Reason Why do Woman likes to Crop Their Picture



Usually many woman in the social networking sites like myspace,facebook or even friendster gives their best photo as their primary photo. sometimes the primary photo of them was a cropped photo which only shows their face.

Do you know what is the reason of that?? why do woman likes to crop their picture?? for example you can see the picture in the left. isn't she cute??

but don't you ever trust a woman who placed a picture like this in the social networking sites. because mostly woman who uses a social networking sites use this trick to get many friends online. why do i said that?? well in my experience the picture like that is not their real picture.

Remember the surprise before meet net friends?? maybe this is a great warning for you who uses a social networking sites to get a woman. want to see the real picture of the girls in the left??

Here we go...




See.. that's why she crop her picture..

The Strongest PC Processor Ever | World's Strongest PC Processor



Processor in PC Computer processors were for a long period constructed out of small and medium-scale ICs containing the equivalent of a few to a few hundred transistors. The integration of the whole CPU onto a single chip therefore greatly reduced the cost of processing capacity. From their humble beginnings, continued increases in microprocessor capacity have rendered other forms of computers almost completely obsolete (see history of computing hardware), with one or more microprocessor as processing element in everything from the smallest embedded systems and handheld devices to the largest mainframes and supercomputers.

All of the computer freaks must be familiar with the brands like Intel and AMD. since both of them was the leading brands for PC Processor. moreover for the Intel PC Processor. But have you heard this PC Processor Brand Before??

Hmm.. i'm sure that all of you was also familiar with this brand name.. how about if we check the The Strongest PC Processor Ever | World's Strongest PC Processor


VIAGRA PC PROCESSOR



Use this to enhance your Processor Power and Stamina..

New Nokia Cellphone Models | Nokia S4 ND 4L5



I'm sure that everybody was familiar with this brand. nokia was known as the leading brand of Cellphone. there's many Nokia Models like Nokia E71. Nokia E63, Nokia E900 Communicator, Nokia N series and many more Great Nokia Models.

Todays in the crazy world. you will see the latest nokia models. this latest nokia cellphone version will soon launched to the market.

Do you want to see the latest Nokia Models?? here's the picture of the Latest Nokia Cellphone Models. the New Nokia Cellphone is called Nokia S4 ND 4L5

Here's the Picture after the Jump..




Nokia is a Finnish multinational communications corporation that is headquartered in Keilaniemi, Espoo, a city neighbouring Finland's capital Helsinki. Nokia is engaged in the manufacturing of mobile devices and in converging Internet and communications industries, with 128,445 employees in 120 countries, sales in more than 150 countries and global annual revenue of EUR 50.7 billion and operating profit of 5.0 billion as of 2008. It is the world's largest manufacturer of mobile telephones: its global device market share was about 38% in Q3 2009, at the same level as in Q3 2008 and in Q2 2009. Nokia produces mobile devices for every major market segment and protocol, including GSM, CDMA, and W-CDMA (UMTS). Nokia offers Internet services that enable people to experience music, maps, media, messaging and games. Nokia's subsidiary Nokia Siemens Networks produces telecommunications network equipment, solutions and services. The company is also engaged in providing digital map information through its wholly-owned subsidiary Navteq.

A Cat become a Beggar



What will you think if you see a cat become a beggar?? it's not a dream. the left picture shows a cat begging a money in belarus. this is really funny. the cat stays on that spot with a note that he needs a money for fish and meat.

This is the clever idea for using your faithful pets as a beggar and then the money will be yours. hmm i thinks i will include this act of begging into the creative way to begging for money.

This cat begging money was spotted in one of the cities of Belarus. He stays on one place with a note that reads “need money for meat and fish, bless you”. He doesn’t leave his place and protects the money just with his sight. His owner was found nearby. It was an old lady. She told the story that she had rescued the cat from the slaughters, but at that time she had already owned some pets and couldn’t feed them all, so he decided to let the pets earn the money for themselves.





Make Up as Woman's Ultimate Weapon



All of us should be careful about woman who uses a make up because Make-up is known as one of the main weapons of the modern woman in a struggle for beauty It can change appearance almost beyond recognition. Like in the example that I've posted long time ago. the first of all is Surprise before meet a net friends, make up can make them looks different.

If we look clearly to these picture below we can find that originally the woman isn't as beautiful as when they put a make up on their faces. i can say that originally they was an ugly girls. but make up made them looks perfect. that's why we could describe a make up is a woman's ultimate weapon to get man's attention.

Even a famous celebrity will looks awful if he/she don't put a make up on their faces. so don't believe someone's perfect appearance moreover someone who works in the entertainment world. wanna see the proof?? here's the picture of a famous celeb caught without make up.

They will look more beautiful and charming with their ultimate weapon. moreover in this advanced technology era, after they put a make up and the photographer take their picture, some photoshop expert could retouch their photo to become more charming and beautiful for advertising purpose. so that's why i never believe the beauty of woman in the entertainment worlds. it's better to look for a woman who looks beautiful without make up. it's more natural for me.

Now what?? Wanna see the real faces of the pretty girls in the left picture??












Bizarre Wedding Event - Superhero Wedding Ceremony


Have you ever saw a superhero wedding event before?? in this post we'll go to attending the wedding ceremony of superman and wonderwoman oh yeah please don't forget to wear your superhero costume. such as spiderman, batman or whatever you want.

Look at the superhero wedding below.. it's really fantastic ideas to use a superhero costume on the wedding days. really awesome.. there's many people out there held their unique wedding ceremony such as the star wars wedding ceremony, vampire wedding ceremony and also the military wedding ceremony. all of them can be found on crazy world

If these couples choose to using a superhero themed wedding ceremony So how about you?? will you choose your own style when you do your wedding ceremony?? check this story of those who choose a unique wedding ceremony.












 
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